nickelode0n: [cha cha slides away from responsibilities]
vexarion: ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
Vin Diesel is literally a giant 5 year old.
Narry is going to be the death of me
drkarayua: mishasubi: i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven
awklicious: i used to think air was free but then i bought a bag of chips
foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
Christina Milian needs to stop.
cleverstarkidurl: when people complain about great gatsby spoilers THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS
City of Heavenly Fire: snippet
cassandraclare: His eyes shone when he looked at her, green as spring grass. He has always had green eyes, said the voice in her head. People often marvel at how much alike you are, he and your mother and yourself. His name is Jonathan and he is your brother; he has always protected you. Somewhere in the back of Clary’s mind she saw black eyes and whip marks, but she didn’t know why. He’s your...
hollyandthesunshine: You don’t know stress until you’ve tried to buy concert tickets as soon as they go on sale.
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
grunkfield: im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
troyesivan: imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie THEY’RE HERE
do you ever just hear a person’s laugh and it sounds so fake and you’re just like
sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called smart people
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
ship-all-the-gay: so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them. they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly I think the factory workers need help