June 2012
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I’m sorry but why…
- me: I CANNOT BREATHE.
- friend: but the match hasn't even started...
- me: YOU KNOW NOTHING
if i were a celebrity i would track my tag on tumblr.
i would learn which blogs fangirled me the hardest.
i would go anon and request graphics of myself.
i would have a low-key blog without my name on it and reblog gifs of myself critiquing my every move
i would troll the crap out of everyone.
So the dude that beat Rafa got his ass kicked today?
Just a warning to all my new followers, I am not a Novak friendly blog.

so my tennis grunt post has over 300 notes…
clearly people only watch tennis for the competition.

Also, Federer, do not pull that shit again.
You made it through in 5 sets.
I need you to win, Roger.
DO NOT FAIL.
I literally looked at the tv at the mall and saw he was down 2 sets and was like

ALL I CAN SAY IS






UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNFFFF
So that’s it
Now I only expect three people to win Wimbledon:
- Goffin
- Roger
- Murray
If this isn’t one of these three people I’m going to throw things
And I’m going to slap everyone in the Wimbledon stadium
What the hell happened to Nadal today? He probably stayed up too late partying for Spain.
It’s not like he played awfully. It’s just that he was on autopilot. I would have been in the same mode if I were a top ranked player facing off against a number 100 at a grand slam, but after all of the euro coverage he watched, he should’ve picked up on the “Brace yourself winter is coming” theme. Anything and everything is happening in sports and he should’ve been prepared.
I’m not too pleased about his lapses in sportsmanship either but I don’t blame him. To quote Johny Mac, who the hell is Rosol? And why is he destroying my happiness?
Rafa, find Xisca. Have some sex. Take a flight together to the euro final because we all know you’d rather be there. Eat pasta. Go fishing. Look at your trophies and then come back when you’re ready to regain all of the ranking points you lost.
Goodbye, Nadal
And tell Federer that if he doesn’t win I will beat his ass
























